{Fat Cat Crochet}

To my physical being that is.  Yes, I cooked.  We ate.   No one died.  Well ELPH almost did but it wasn’t his fault. 
See I was entertaining (read I sliced cheese, put out a box of Triskets and opened a couple bottles of wine) 3 couples, friends from the neighborhood.  I had set the table [...]

Or I’ve been abducted by Aliens.
You see, this sign hangs in my kitchen.

It pretty much says it all.  Really, ask anyone, I don’t cook.  My idea of making dinner is popping something in the microwave and pressing 3-0-0 START.   So the following post may come as a shock to you.  That’s why  I [...]