Can someone please explain to me how I can use the same pattern, same needles & same yarn and get THIS result??

Grrrr.
it's not all about Cats & Yarn
Can someone please explain to me how I can use the same pattern, same needles & same yarn and get THIS result??

Grrrr.
Sorry if this made me smile; but that would be me if I took up this craft.
Tension? Maybe you should learn to relax…. LMBO
Looks like lots and lots of blocking needed on sleeve #2????
tehehehe, looks like something I would do.
This happens to me all the time. This is why I felt it after knitting. :)