Yes, let’s stop in front of (and block) the nine empty parking spaces and wait for the one closest to the door. You know the one that is still occupied but whose drive is sitting inside reading his mail with the backup lights on. Yea. Awesome.
Ooo! Lets make a left turn from the right hand lane…WITHOUT signaling! Awesome.
Ok, now we’re going to drive with our turn signal on for the past 3 miles. Awesome.
Oh wait! Lets slooow waay down for the GREEN light. Awesome.
How about we park on the wrong side of a two-lane road, facing on coming traffic and talk to people on the sidewalk! Awesome.
*All of this brought to you by various drivers and every freaking stop light in town. Awesome.